This LOVE MY AS*HOLE KIDS OVEN MITT lets you express your love for your kids in a slyly humorous way. Keep your hands safe and your sense of humor intact with this tongue-in-cheek mitt! After all, cooking up a storm would be a lot less fun without your little assholes around.

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

28"h x 21"w